Old and Shitty

I'm a hoarder. Not like the people on that TV show where some are living in cesspools and keeping rats as pets.

I just have more magazines and books than I need or could ever read. Probably 200 purses (don't freak, they all came from clearance racks, garage sales or Goodwill - I love a good bargain). I have more costume jewelry than I could ever wear. Clothes that don't fit but still have tags. Shoes... don't go there.

The collection of magazines is slowly slimming down. Before I send one to the recycling bin, I usually feel the need to flip through it to make sure I don't toss out any good recipes or craft ideas that I'll never get to.

Here's an advertisement I came across in an old issue.